SALT Monthly Contest. Contest three!

I'm going to follow RavensDagger's example and copypasta this from his blog.

We here at SALT have no shame. (Also hi! I'll be in charge of screaming at the helm for this contest.)

Report # 864513


Introduction of Subject 479-06 to Foundation Site [Redacted]


Description:
Subject SALT-479-06 is a unicorn female. Her coat is lavender, mane is purple with pink highlights. Subject is approximately [][] years of age. She identifies herself as Twilight Sparkle. Family: Two parents: unimportant, information omitted.
Brother: [Redacted], current Captain of the Royal Guard. Married to [DATA EXPUNGED]


Subject has studied under the tutelage of SALT-003 at the royal academy of Canterlot and has graduated top of her class one (1) year in advance. Subject is to be considered intellectually advanced, capable of matching some of our best scientists and doctors.


Goal of Introduction:
By orders of SALT-003 “Celestia,” miss Sparkle is to be given a tour of the facilities. Including demonstrations and and access to information concerning:
SALT-501 “Discord”
SALT-479 “Elements of Harmony”
SALT-1123 “Blank Screen”
SALT-753 “Emotional Gem”
SALT-371 “Concrete Pony”
SALT-547 “Pink Depression”
SALT-193 “Hand”
SALT-835 “Crusader Plague”
SALT-101 "Zebra"
SALT-294 "Cutie Mark Thief"
SALT-582 "Cockatrice"
SALT-735 "Nightmare"
SALT-835 "Crusader Plague"
Subject must be “Taught the goal and value of the SALT Foundation, including and notwithstanding its goal of serving, aiding, loving and tolerating every creature within the realm of Equestria.” High Command has accepted and facility [REDACTED] is preparing for the visit of Subject. She is to be escorted around the facility by two armed guards as well as Dr.Inky until she reaches containment zone three (3). There, Subject must be briefed and debriefed on SALT 501, 479 and 1123. Afterwards, Subject is to be demonstrated the abilities of SALT 753 and 371. All tour must end by daybreak. Subject will stay overnight under surveillance in a private room. Subject can make demands that will be judged by High Command. Simple demands will be accepted and supplied.


Addendum:
I don’t want to be caught guarding this dim-wit, nor do I want to be responsible for her sorry lavender [EXPLETIVE]. Bring her around the facility, show her a few SALT’s then shove her into a room filled with paperwork, apparently she’ll eat that stuff up. Keep everything given or shown below level two clearance. We don’t need some nerdy, two-bit know-it-all messing with a Keter class.

-Scribeswell.

Note:
From here on out, all recording of Subject 479-06 are to be added to each relevant file under the name “SALT-479-06 Reactions” Also, a short psychoanalysis interview is to be attached to certain files where Subject showed strong emotional responses.



A/N:

Some have been wondering about the next SALT collab. Well here it is! As a group, everypony that wishes will be given an SALT project. They must write it up using the standard procedure [REDACTED] After all samples have been collected and handed to SALT-[][][] “RavensDagger” Subject will unite them into a singular project.

Addendum-01:
You are not to start on your own. A SALT Identification Numeral, as well as a short description of it as well as its handling procedures will be hoofed to you upon request.

All personnel who violate this directive will be terminated.

Throw any and all questions down below.